Stupid questions..

Me: "Sir, can you tell me the date today?"

JS: "Yea, the Yankees."

Me: "Oh, no sir, the DATE, can you tell me TODAY'S DATE?"

JS: "I SAID THE YANKEES!"

Me: "Ok, do you know what year we're in?"

JS: "How should I know?!"

Me: "Alright, do you know where you are?"

JS: "Are you here to get your passport? If you're not comfortable I can call the guys and have them come down."

Me: "......"

JS: "That castle, my father built it."

Me: "Sir, can you tell me your name?"

JS: "Yea, its JS! What, do you think I'm stupid or something?!?!"


Stupid? No. Insane? Questionable.

Over and out-
The PSYCH wrangler